// I Like to Cuddle//
Today, I participated in one of those “speedy interviews” that the fraternity I was pledging for had. Or it was like “speed dating” as my friend would call it. I was interviewing this girl named Linda. It was the most interesting and entertaining interview of the night. Here’s how it went:
Me: Let’s say a loved one was bitten by a zombie, what would you do if you had only an hour left to spend with them?
Linda: I’m a big cuddler, so I’d just cuddle with him or whatever, and then we’d have SEX! What about you?
Me: LOL’d. Uhh.. well, I’d spend that hour just having a deep conversation with her. And if coincidentally, the sun was setting, we’d just watch the sunset together until it was over.
Linda: WOW. STOP IT, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?
Me: Oh.. okay. LOL.
Linda: No, I’m kidding. But seriously, why are you so cute?!
Me: What is your idea of a perfect date?
Linda: We’d go to a fancy restaurant, but most importantly, we’d have A LOT of food. Then afterwards, we’ll just cuddle and have SEX! How about you?
Me: LOL. Okay, I’d just take her… (too lazy to type it out my idea of a perfect date so whatevs).
She stops me midway and says..
Linda: OKAY, YOU NEED TO STOP IT. WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?! THAT’S SO ROMANTIC. I’M DEFINITELY STEALING YOUR DATE IDEAS. BUT SERIOUSLY, TELL ME MORE! YOU’RE A ROMANTIC AREN’T YOU? YOU ARE!
Me: Alright, alright. So, after the date, I’d take her home to cuddle. And then, we’d have SEX!
Linda: YES! *high fives*
I guess I’m a romantic? LOL.
A hopeless one in fact.