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Phillip:
Girls are like a pair of shoes. You can try them on and if they don't fit, return them. Keep trying on different pairs of shoes until you find the right one.
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Me:
Yeah, but with girls, you can't get your money back.
// My best friend on girls.//
Me: Dude, girls suck.
Daniel: Man, I hate girls. Girls are mean.
Daniel: I don’t know, if they don’t like me back then “FUCK YOU!”
Daniel: Man, Richy, if there’s any advice I want to give you it’s to not give any fucks!
Daniel: That “feelings” shit will fuck you up.
100 Pieces of Advice from Movies
“You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” - Tyler Durden
“We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.” - Leonard Shelby
“Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.” - Sean Maguire
(Source: photosetcxo, via probablytrue)
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My name is Richy. I'm 21 years old, but according to my face, I still look 12. College bound: CSUS. I'm a million different people from one day to the next.
